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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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