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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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