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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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