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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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