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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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