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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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