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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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