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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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