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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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