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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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