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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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