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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃
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