Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.