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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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