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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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