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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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