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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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