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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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