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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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