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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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