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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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