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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮
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