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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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