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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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