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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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