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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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