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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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