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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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