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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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