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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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