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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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