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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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