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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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