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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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