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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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