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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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