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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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