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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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