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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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