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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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