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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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