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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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