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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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