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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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