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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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