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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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