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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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