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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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