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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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