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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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