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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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