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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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