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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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