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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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