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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺
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