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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮
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