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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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