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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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